I was digging through Rollingstone.com this morning and stumbled upon this beautiful item!

 
Gramophone for iPhone and iPad

Made to look like a vintage Gramophone, this wireless docking station, sold by Restoration Hardware, pumps up the volume of your tunes by a factor of three or four, using physics rather than electricity. It's amplification the old-fashioned way. Gramophone for iPhone: $249; Gramophone for iPad (shown here): $299.

Santa I have been a good girl! I want one of those for Christmas!

Ohhhhh and an iPad too.